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Shipping & Returns 

Shipping Policy

  • Everything ships via USPS.

  • Everything ships for free

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That's the policy for now, but I reserve the right to change it if it gets too damn

expensive.

Return & Exchange Policy

  • If something I ship to you arrives damaged, shoot me an email and we'll get it replaced for you. Please do this quickly so we can file a claim with USPS.

  • If you order a shirt and it doesn't fit, shoot us an email and we'll figure out getting you a new size.

  • If you get your order and you don't like it or don't want it for some reason, too bad. You're stuck with it.

  • I'm not some gigantic corporation. Every return or replacement costs me money. I want to be fair, but I expect the same from you.

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